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In going through the financial news stories on various sites tonight, this one from the NY Times struck me as particularly insightful.  Lets see what they have to say about the state of the financial institutions….

The story starts with this: Somehow, $4.4 billion just evaporated at Merrill Lynch. Less than two weeks ago, Merrill Lynch valued the toxic mortgage investments on its books at $11.1 billion. Now, it is selling those investments for $6.7 billion — and financing most of the purchase to boot.

So two weeks ago, Merrill Lynch claimed that the value of their mortgage holdings (the bad ones anyway - they haven’t disclosed all of them) were worth $11 billion.  Today they’re supposedly worth only $6.7 billion.  That’s $4.4 billion utterly gone, destroyed by the decrease in value of the underlying assets.

I say “supposedly” because you haven’t heard the best part yet - Merrill is financing $5 billion of the sale of these assets (which are worth 40% less than two weeks ago) to Lone Star Funds.   I can’t find where I read it right now, but I think Merrill owns a big part of Lone Star Funds.  If this is true, they’re selling these toxic CDO’s to themselves in order to get them off the books.  Not good.

Here’s something from FoxNews on the story:  Lone Star Funds, a Dallas-based distressed-debt investors based run by John Grayken, will acquire asset-backed securities with a nominal value of $30.6 billion for $6.7 billion. The sale will help cut Merrill’s exposure by $11.1 billion from its level on June 27, leaving $8.8 billion of these securities on its books.

That’s 22 cents on the dollar.  The NY Times story linked above puts it into perspective: Executives at Citigroup, JPMorgan Chase and Bank of America began reviewing the bundles of mortgages, known as collateralized debt obligations, or C.D.O.’s, that their companies hold on their books. Those companies may have to lower their valuations, and take additional charges, if their assets are similar to those sold by Merrill.

Of the companies they mentioned, I personally think Citigroup is the one most likely to pull a Bear Stearns and disappear.

The NY Times story also said: Still, financial stocks rallied on Tuesday, as investors hoped the deal at Merrill signaled the troubles plaguing banks’ balance sheets might be coming to an end.

Anyone want to bet on that?  How many times are these analysts going to say that the troubles are over, that this is the kitchen sink quarter, that this must be the bottom?  I can find dozens of examples over the past 10 months.

In just one month, Merrill had to drop the value of some of their CDO’s from $30.6 billion to $6.7 billion.  What does that say about the honesty of their accounting?  Damn near everyone knew they’d have to write these assets down last year - but Merrill tried to delay their day of reckoning.

Regardless of the way the market reacted today, there’s no way Merrill is worth more today than last week.  But that’s what the stock price says.

I am forced to conclude that many investors are stupid, that they are betting on a short term gain, or that they are smoking crack - because the numbers just don’t add up.

If I’m right Merrill (which closed today at $26.25) will be lower a week from now after investors have had time to understand what this really means for Merrill.  Bank of America ($32.22) and Citigroup ($18.46).

One of these days I’ll have the guts to short individual stocks and make some money off of these things that should be obvious to everyone, but I’m chicken.  I have no position in any of the stocks mentioned in this post.

There’s a lot more to say regarding the market and financial stocks, but I’m calling it a night.  Stay tuned.

gk